“Nice to be here on such a fun week,” Bill Burr, tasked with hosting the first post-election episode of Saturday Night Live, told the audience.
“Alright ladies, you’re 0-and-2 against this guy.
But you learn more from your losses than your wins, so let’s get into the game tape,” Burr said.
“That’s the only time I’ve seen that guy truly happy.
“When he got behind the counter, it was like he was behind the stage at Springsteen or something.
Bill Burr, who was selected to host Saturday Night Live’s first post-election episode, said to the audience, “Nice to be here on such a fun week.”. “We’ll keep it brief. “”.
Following his declaration that he wished to stay out of politics and a brief digression about the flu and vaccinations, Burr then addressed the studio’s most pressing issue: Donald Trump’s reelection.
Ladies, you have a zero-to-two advantage over this man. between 0 and -2. However, you gain more knowledge from your defeats than from your victories, so let’s examine the game tape,” Burr stated.
“Ladies, please stop wearing pantsuits; they’re not working. Give up attempting to treat yourself with dignity. You have to whore it up a little because you don’t get the job by following the rules. While I’m not advocating for a full-on Hooters experience, you should strike a balance between Applebee’s and “your dad quit.”. Get a free drink, you all know how to do that. Give a farmer hope. Alternate a state slightly. “”.
Burr went on to say that he was relieved that “the stupid election” was finally over because it had been a drawn-out process to decide on what was already certain.
Four years ago, everyone knew who they were voting for, and now they just make you go through this for another year and a half. For example, who was still unsure while watching the debate? Two of the most antagonistic individuals in history. Something along the lines of “Let’s see what the orange bigot has to say.”. Burr continued, “How about the real estate agent who talks through her nose?
“I’m shocked that Trump didn’t win this election four months ago. When I was a child, if you were running for president and you were shot and survived, the election was over. Nothing can be said. Everyone would simply declare, “This guy is the man.”. He is king. “.”.
He went on to say, “I believe that Trump’s jerky movements are the main reason he survived the assassination attempt.”. Just nailing the guy down isn’t enough. He is a crazy man. After being shot, he literally leaped back up and began shouting in the direction of the bullets without a weapon. Such a person is not sane. “”.
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Burr finished his opening monologue’s politics section by reciting his favorite incident from the campaign trail: Trump’s pretending to be a McDonald’s employee.
“I’ve only ever seen that guy genuinely happy at that moment. “He was glowing,” Burr joked. He looked like he was behind the stage at Springsteen or something when he joined the counter. They make the French fries here, he thought, sticking a couple extra in one and saying, “Hey, whoever gets this one is going to be excited.”. “Oh my god, was that empathy of the people, Donald?” is how it feels.
